FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM TONY SABBATTI of MOORE, SCHILLING & HUCKSTER
Dear sir or madam,
It has come to our attention that our client, operating under the name of “Lum the Mad”, has most graciously provided us with the fees and charges for the month of July, which we find most pleasing. We are happy to remind you that our “all indemnity” contract has successfully once again insured said business venture from various perils and calamities we see far too often in this fine, upstanding borough – calamities such as fire, explosion, Packard Sedans crashing through the facade, and accidentally falling off of a dark pier while fishing at 3am in the morning.
You can find all the skinny here, and on behalf of Moore, Schilling & Huckster, we wish you a safe and happy month of informative and inspirational internet entertainment.