Our scary partner in ranting Jinx has posted his interview with Calandryll, who, if he were a Magic: The Gathering card, would be the following:
Calandryll counts as a wall, and may not attack. (“No, really, I value all of your opinions!”)
If Calandryll is sent to the graveyard, return Calandryll to user’s hand (“he’s off to consult with the Dev Team on specifics”)
Studies of the first Ultima Online have revealed tales of one called Calandryll, who, while not as known to history as the Lady of Moi, appears to actually have been more effective at deflecting the anger of the “Dev Board Mobs”.
— Urza, “Tales of the Twentieth Century”